Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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