Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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