Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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