he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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