Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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