there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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