garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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