Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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