i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I queefed so loud it echoed.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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