Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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