4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I wish i was in the wii world.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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