so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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