i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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