beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Semen is not good for contacts.
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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