It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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