STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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