I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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