she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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