# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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