would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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