his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You did what with his pubic hair?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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