I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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