I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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