My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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