To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
