Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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