I cockslap morals
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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