you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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