make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
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Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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