Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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