My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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