Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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