he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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