Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
and you said cock pushups were impossible
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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