i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
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