im about as happy as oj after his trial
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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