Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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