I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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