I'm really into asian looking animals
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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