Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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