Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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