Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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