I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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