And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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