I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
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I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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