Non-Jews are for practice
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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