You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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