At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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