whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
