so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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