You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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