she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
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Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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