I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
vagina is talking i cant
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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